I just plugged in our tree, and the Death Star ornament's soundbite went off.

It's officially the holidays.

And in the "spirit of giving" or whatever that osik Tiny Tim spouts is all about, there will be new Mundane Nirvana coming soon. Stay tuned.

Oh, Star Wars...you can be so corny. Like these three little videos, one of which shows the proper fate of everyone who answers a cell phone during a movie, and the other two of which were aired on TV in the late 70s. Threepio, you are indeed a special droid...

Cell Phone Fate

Cantina Caution

You Overweight Glob of Nicotine!